(you married a "know-it-all") Saturday, February 28, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Dodger, lucky star...
...dropped on earth one night and it asked me: - What do you want, a million dollars or a true friend..?
I chose a million dollars, because I already got you ♥
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Dodger, HAPPY BIRTHDAY..!!! :o)
I’m wishing you another year
Of laughter, joy and fun,
Surprises, love and happiness,
And when your birthday’s done,
I hope you feel deep in your heart,
As your birthdays come and go,
How very much you mean to me,
More than you can know..!!!
By Joanna Fuchs
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
How quickly nature falls into revolt..?
When gold becomes her object..!
For this the foolish over-careful fathers
Have broke their sleep with thoughts, their brains with care,
Their bones with industry.
~ William Shakespeare ~
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Welcome to the human condition..!
When the robot mind is mastered, undisciplined thinking ceases and is replaced by awareness. Awareness can know love.
~ Barry Long ~
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
20th hole
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said:
- "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."
She told him:
- "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7. You're on 6."
He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
- "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on."
She told him:
- "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14. You are on13."
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.
- "I'm in sales."
He replied:
- "No kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.
She said:
- "I sell tampons".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said:
- "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied:
- "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you."
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Let's just put things in perspective...
...and also to save you time and money(and effort)....
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillationand Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work orat home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/herpresence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
After God created the world,
he made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing......he invented humor.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
- Lord, I have a problem..!
- What's the problem, Eve..?
- Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.
- Why is that, Eve..? came the reply from above.
- Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples..!!!
- Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
- What's a 'man,' Lord..?
- This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, and all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.
- Sounds great, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord..?
- Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition.
- What's that, Lord..?
- You'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
I ALWAYS distrust people...
...who know "SO" much about, what God wants them to do............to their fellows..!Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Titanoboa cerrejones
Titanoboa cerrejones (13 meters, 1135 kilograms) was found in a Colombian coal mine. The picture displayed compares the vertebra that was found to a vertebra of the current largest snake...a 5,2 meter anaconda.
