Thursday, July 02, 2009
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
I may never see tomorrow,
there's no written guarantee and things that happened yesterday belong to history.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Have you seen my Childhood..?
I'm searching for the world that I come from
'Cause I've been looking around
In the lost and found of my heart...
No one understands me
They view it as such strange eccentricities...
'Cause I keep kidding around
Like a child, but pardon me...
People say I'm not okay
'Cause I love such elementary things...
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood
I've never known...
Have you seen my Childhood..?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like pirates in adventurous dreams,
Of conquest and kings on the throne...
Before you judge me, try hard to love me,
Look within your heart then ask,
Have you seen my Childhood..?
People say I'm strange that way
'Cause I love such elementary things,
It's been my fate to compensate,
for the Childhood (Childhood) I've never known...
Have you seen my Childhood..?
I'm searching for that wonder in my youth
Like fantastical stories to share
But the dreams I would dare, watch me fly...
Before you judge me, try hard to love me.
The painful youth I've had
Have you seen my Childhood....
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Blowing the whistle..!
You can do anything you set your mind to, when you have; vision, determination and an endless supply of expendable labor..!
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
What the duck..?!!! :o)))
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says:
- Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel..?
He says:
- Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says:
- That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line... It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.
- It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter - she says. I'll take it..!
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
- Oh, that sounds likea Master Card - he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The clerk rings up the sale and says:
- That'll be $34.50 please.
The woman is totally confused by this and asks:
- Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00..? How did you get $34.50..?
He replies:
- Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
I'm going to hell too..!!!
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
- Don't worry about that, says St. Peter. It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation . Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
- Oh my God, says the old lady. Now what is happening..?
- Not to worry, says St. Peter. She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'
- I can't do this, says the old lady. I'm going to hell..!
- You can't go there, says St. Peter. You'll be raped and taken advantage of.
- Maybe so, says the old lady.
...but I've already got the holes for that..!
- Don't worry about that, says St. Peter. It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation . Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
- Oh my God, says the old lady. Now what is happening..?
- Not to worry, says St. Peter. She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'
- I can't do this, says the old lady. I'm going to hell..!
- You can't go there, says St. Peter. You'll be raped and taken advantage of.
- Maybe so, says the old lady.
...but I've already got the holes for that..!
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
With love...
...this wish
is sent your way,
for a very special
kind of day :o)
D, have a GRAND weekend..!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Giertych..!!!
The only reason that you're conscious right now is, because I don't want to carry you..!!!
(Kind of makes me want to vomit..!)
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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