Europe vs. America

LICENSE PLACE

L _ S _ R

Would you like to buy a vowel..?

Letters, what letters..?!

I can't see any letters..!!! ;o)))

Pathetic..???!

Absobloodylutely..!!! But, where can I buy this pillow..?

I've got a job..!!!

Kiss me

Hangover Saturday

My knight in shining armor

...turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil..!!!

My new office

Don't be jealous..!!!

Sometimes

when you cry

no one sees your tears..!

Sometimes

when you are in pain

no one sees your hurt..!

Sometimes

when you are worried

no one sees your stress..!

Sometimes

when you are happy

no one sees your smile..!

But fart..!!! Just ONE time...

Don't worry - I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.

To lose weight...

Keep your ASS out of the refrigerator..!!!

Have a nice day..!

Wise stone

Dear Captain,

If I was a rich girl......

KATARZYNA 19

Kochana Kasiu

zyczymy Ci duzo zdrowia, samych szostek w szkole

i aby spelnilo Ci sie wszystko o czym marzysz

Jeff

Anita

Sandy & David

Susan

Helloooooo - how are you..?

Breaking news

9/11

In memory of all those who lost their lives

How to make a woman happy..?

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she make..!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Come over

to the dark side

We have candy..!!

IT'S FRIDAY..!!!

Employee

of the Year

Keep up the good work..!

Have you ever...

opened your computer mouse..?!!!

24/7

...and God said...

BESLAN

03.09.2004

When he shall die,

Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heav'n so fine
That all the world will be in love with Night
And pay no worship to the garish Sun.

danish PET shop boy