OPIUM

Taoism: Shit happens

Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit

Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough

Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us..?

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama

Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knock- knock...... shit happens

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind

Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit

Atheism: No shit..!!!