Animals Say It Best

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

1977 vs. 2007

1977:Long hair
2007:Longing for hair

1977:KEG
2007:EKG

1977:Moving to California because it's cool
2007:Moving to California because it's warm


1977:Acid rock
2007:Acid reflux

1977:Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007:Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977:Seeds and stems
2007:Roughage

1977:Going to a new, hip joint
2007:Receiving a new hip joint

1977:Rolling Stones
2007:Kidney Stones

1977:Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007:Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1977:Being called into the principal's office
2007:Calling the principal's office

1977:Passing the drivers' test
2007:Passing the vision test

1977:Whatever
2007:Depends

1977:Screw the system
2007:Upgrade the system



Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting college this year were born in 1989.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet..? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger typing font, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking..!!!

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