After God created the world,

he made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing......he invented humor.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...

- Lord, I have a problem..!

- What's the problem, Eve..?

- Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.

- Why is that, Eve..? came the reply from above.

- Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples..!!!

- Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.

- What's a 'man,' Lord..?

- This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, and all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack.

- Sounds great, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. What's the catch, Lord..?

- Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition.

- What's that, Lord..?

- You'll have to let him believe that I made him first.