Animals Say It Best

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Mr. Tall


When George first noticed that his ding-a-ling
was growing much larger and staying
up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches.

George became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, George's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

- How long will George be on crutches..?
the wife asked anxiously.

- Crutches..? Why would he need crutches..?
responded the surprised doctor.
- Well, said the wife coldly, you ARE going to lengthen his legs AREN'T you..?

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